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October 21, 2008

funny joke i saw

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 1:01 am

一份令老闆當場暈倒的求職簡歷……

面試人員給兩位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表……

主考官看完第一位填好的簡歷半天沒說話,董事長差點就嘔吐了。

他是這樣填寫的:

姓名:英文的還是中文的?
年齡:這是私人問題。
身高:這跟工作有關係麼?
體重:隨時改變,飯前飯後都不同。
居住地:那是一個特別的地方,我生命的舞臺。
電話:愛立信手機。
電子郵件:只留給漂亮和富有的女孩。
上班時間:越短越好。
應徵職位:找一個不做什麼實事,但能被美女包圍的職位。
學歷:畢業於一個你找不著的大學。
語言能力:侃大山是專長。
興趣:睡得天昏地暗。
生日:正月初七
經歷:遊戲人生。
曾任職位:高級的或者低級的都是一種經歷。
婚姻狀況:我正在尋找漂亮又富有的女孩,希望在你們公司能找到。
未來期望:只負責主席臺講話,並且希望儘早退休。
希望待遇:比實際工作量拿得多就行。

接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,主考官眼冒金花,董事長更當場暈倒。

姓名:父母取的
年齡:不小了
身高:很高
體重:中等
居住地:家裏
電話:在身上
電子郵件:朋友幫我申請的
上班時間:8小時
應徵職位:一位
學歷:如果畢業的話有高中學歷
語言能力:有
興趣:很多
生日:還沒到吧!
經歷:剛來的時候摔了一跟頭!
曾任職位:小學時當過少先隊小隊長喔!
婚姻狀況:父母已結婚
未來期望:再找好工作
希望待遇:希望大家都很疼我

October 10, 2008

Please spread news with a little human touch or don’t spread the news!!

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 2:04 am

I saw the below news at yahoo. sigh… i really wish the gov must understand that some “company” will use this piece of news to “intentionally” cut salary.

It is human nature for bosses (most/some). they will imply salary cut policy when they saw this news. but they will not give a “pay rise” when the “encourage news” release from the gov.

When will gov speak from the “person-point-of-view” ? 

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Reuters – Friday, October 10

SINGAPORE, Oct 9 – Singapore’s labour chief said on Thursday retrenchments and wage cuts in the city-state are likely if the global downturn continues, state television reported on its website.

“At this moment, there is no sign yet of rising retrenchment,” Lim Swee Say, Secretary General of the National Trades Union Congress was quoted as saying by Channel NewsAsia.

The congress is the largest labour union in Singapore.

“However, as the downturn continues, we can expect realistically that the retrenchment may pick up,” said Lim, who is also a government minister.

Warning that Singaporeans’ wages will also be affected, he said: “Let’s accept that there’s no guarantee our real wages will not go down. In fact, they are likely to go down but it does not mean the workers will be on their own.”

But he said the government and labour movement will, if necessary, support “the lower-wage workers and lower income households through non-wage measures”.

Singapore’s government eschews welfarism, which it views as bad for work ethics, and instead provides aid for the poor through vouchers and monetary incentives for low-income workers who stay employed, in a scheme dubbed “workfare”.

September 18, 2008

连女大学生都无法敖过失婚,失业,贫穷的日子

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 3:09 am

连女大学生都无法敖过失婚,失业,贫穷的日子. 少妇胸罩短裤前夫面前坠楼, 曾企图枕头闷死儿子.

sigh…..

很快的,会有更多这样的事发生,你等着看吧。 新加坡是个能死不能病的国家。人间虽有情,事实是无情。为了国家的好(接口),是会有人被残酷 的牺牲的。

June 27, 2008

it is said singapore has 77000 millionaires.

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 6:08 am

I personally wish to know if the research had taken “debt” into consideration? Presume if a person has purchase a million dollar house with 10% down pay and 90% loan for 30 years. He is (in a theory) consider a millionaire too.

In the middle of 30 year, if he cannot “pay” his loan and the house got repossess, he will be “broke”. Is there any research on how many “broken/failure/used-to-be millionaire in Singapore?

In Singapore, is there a trend that the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer? I do not know the answer and I do not wish to know the answer because I am kill myself with a pencil if I were to know the truth. So, I wish to live in my own fantasy that I am living happily ever after.

June 13, 2008

i learn 2 korean word today

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 5:44 am

Ann-Yeong-ha-se-yo = Good morning, afternoon, evening;
Gam-sa-Ha-mni-da= Thank You

May 30, 2008

Good leader = Good salesman

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 12:49 am

I feel that a good leader:-

1. (before a problem arrive) analysis and forecast possible problem and solution.

2. (once a problem surface) evaluate the problem and provide alternative and workable solution. not focus on the problem and find more fault out of little thing.

3. he should have supportive document to backup his solution.

4. afterall, a leader is a salesman that sells promises. A good salesman will ensure his promises is delivered (at least to the benefit of the majority).

5. and yes, the minority is the pitiful group that may suffer. but life was never fair anyway.

May 28, 2008

my definition of “leader & follower”

Filed under: Working Related — James @ 12:49 am

What is a leader?
Ans: A leader is a person (or a group) that sells promises.

What is a good leader?
Ans: one that deliver its promises efficiently is a good leader

What is a follower?
Ans: a group of people that purchase the promise from a leader and hope that the promises are kept

What is a good follower?
Ans: a group of people that purchase the promise from a leader, evaluate the action of the leader, and correct the leader mistake (if any) and face any punishment so as that promise can be deliver to its people efficiently.

Addtion note:
It take a well fed person to be a leader (notice i did not say good) and it take a hungry (under fed) person to be a good follower.

Reason:  Only a not-hungry person can start thinking outside itself
              Only a hungry person can start a correction

April 22, 2008

低潮了!

Filed under: Working Related — mi5trooper @ 4:13 am

我的人生这两天,又开始陷入低潮。真是生命空虚,生活寂寞。没精打采,浪费时光!
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人生在世,不如意的事,十之常八九。看开点就会快乐点。

April 12, 2008

practice make perfect

Filed under: Working Related — mi5trooper @ 3:46 pm

have you try hand-make water-dumpling (jiao zhi)? It is good to eat. but not easy to make. It is such a labor job to mix the flour. After many practice, i am still not able to make a cicular base. I felt so useless. Look like singapore is not a training ground for labour job.

April 11, 2008

I enjoy a workshop, now is time for a test.

Filed under: Working Related — mi5trooper @ 9:04 am

just testing. i went to a workshop the other day and the lecturer was telling me about google alert and etc. So i am doing this test.  I am going to list a few key word below. I am going to check if any of the people gonna get a alert msg or not. if yes, then i got will get connected again with the person who visited this site (isn’t that wonderful). All right, here goes:

1. Eric Fang
2. Advantedge Professional development
3. People magnet
4. soon
5. I didn’t catch some of the classmate that sit around me during the workshop. I do hope you could connect them to me. Their name is sabina, angie, johnson, walter, thomas (well, my old memory has unintentionally allow some name to slip away…. sigh…)

Ok. the above are the key word. and the below is the picture. hopefully this help.

advantedge - eric - people magnet

Let hope this test works. I believe in magnet power. :-)

 

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